Transcript of: You Know it's True!!!
Salesman: Good afternoon, sir! Can I assist you?
Buyer: Yessir, I'm interested in this here Hummer! How much can she pull??
Salesman: Well, this vehicle has a rated towing capacity of 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lbs.
Buyer: 13,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 lbs?! Why, that's perfect!!
- BOOM!* *CRASH!*
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