Transcript of: The No-Bullshit Emporium
Prepanel: They're open until midnight on Christmas Eve
Sign: The NO Bullshit Emporium
Clerk: Hi! How are you today?
Customer: What IS this place?
Clerk: We're the No Bullshit Emporium - We sell everyday things that have been reformatted to reflect their true nature! Like this magic eight ball that only answers "How the hell should I know?" Or this handsome bike helmet here.
Helmet label: I am a fucking weiner
Clock label: You're still not dead
Baseball poster: Steroids
Customer: I see. So, for instance, if I were to ask if you have a copy of "Dianetics" by L. Ron Hubbard, you'd say...
Clerk: ...Regular or quilted?
Mouseover text: (for the record, this comic was drawn before i knew who sarah palin was)