The Further Adventures of the Sphynx
Panel 1
Narrator: Down at the liquor store...
Sphynx: Excuse me, do you work here?
Store attendant: Uh, yes...
Panel 2
Sphynx: Okay, I have a question. I'm eating a frenchman for dinner, but I'm not sure what wine to go with here. Is french wine not too obvious, or do I try something totally different? And should you have red or white wine with people? I mean are people red meat or white meat, 'cause you're kinda both, right?
Panel 3
Store attendant: Well, the conventional wisdom is that a subtle white is the best way to go, but I actually find that a full-bodied australian shiraz compliments the flavor of human flesh rather nicely.
Panel 4
Sphynx: Really?
Store attendant: No!! Get the hell away from me!
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