The Further Adventures of the Sphynx

Panel 1

Narrator: Down at the liquor store...

Sphynx: Excuse me, do you work here?

Store attendant: Uh, yes...

Panel 2

Sphynx: Okay, I have a question. I'm eating a frenchman for dinner, but I'm not sure what wine to go with here. Is french wine not too obvious, or do I try something totally different? And should you have red or white wine with people? I mean are people red meat or white meat, 'cause you're kinda both, right?

Panel 3

Store attendant: Well, the conventional wisdom is that a subtle white is the best way to go, but I actually find that a full-bodied australian shiraz compliments the flavor of human flesh rather nicely.

Panel 4

Sphynx: Really?

Store attendant: No!! Get the hell away from me!

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