Transcript of: Speed Dating Follies
Theresa: Hi, I'm Theresa. I like your Glasses! Tell me about yourself.
Gustav: Well, I'm a professional wrestler actually. Gustav Mauler! I compose the most stirring bodyslams, and I conduct a symphony of flying elbows!
Theresa: Wow, that's so weird..! The last guy I dated was a pro wrestler!
Gustav: Ha! Not one of my arch-nemeses I hope!
Theresa: Huge German guy? Always wore black&yellow and a powdered wig?
Gustav: You dated the Africanized Beethoven?! He who is deaf to cries for mercy?!
Theresa: Um, yeah...
Gustav: Well this is going to be long, awkward seven minutes.
page title: too often have I felt his sting!