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Genie: Hellooo!! You have freed me from my prison, O benevolent sir, and in return I shall grant you a wish!
Raoul: Seriously?! Nice..! Okay, let's make this simple: I would like everything I could ever need!
Genie: As you wish!
Raoul: So you're one of THOSE genies.
Genie: For future reference, you now have one kidney.
Page title: They're all like that, actually
Mouseover text: Want. Everything i could ever WANT.