Transcript of: It almost feels sorry for them

Panel 1

Notice: 50c Mon-Fri 75c Sat

Cover: The Times/Local man devoured by newspaper box

Panel 2

Man: Oh, this I've gotta read!

Panel 3

Man: AAHH!! Dear God NO!!!

Panel 4

Newspaper box: I almost feel sorry for them

page title: local men are stupid

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