Transcript of: What do you want to be when you grow up?

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Little brunette girl: I wanna be an astronaut! I wanna be the first person to walk on Mars!

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Little brunette boy: I wanna be a police man an' stop bad guys!

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Little tubby boy: I'm gonna be a major league baseball player like Cal Ripken Junior!

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Little Pete: I wanna be in a novelty rap-metal band and live in a cargo van.

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Little blonde girl: You're WEIRD!

Little Pete: !

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Little blonde girl: I wanna be a doctor and help sick people!

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Narrator: 20 Years Later

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Memo: Stapler protocol

Memo: Memo to all staff

Memo: Don't ...

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Book title: Reference

Calendar: June

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Drum set: THE GENERALS ★★★

Jar on ground: Gas $$

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