Transcript of: Explaining the Success of Shitty Bands
Grandma: Escuse me dear - It's my grandson's birthday, and I know he enjoys the rock and roll music. Can you recommend something that he would like?
Walmart Employee: Uh... I don't know. Maybe this I guess...
Grandson: Gee, thanks grandma :(
Narrator: -> Repeat Eight Million Times ->
Cover "Rolling Stone/ In this issue: Good reviews of awful records/Hype for shitty bands/Terrible articles/Etc. /Platinum-Selling NICKELBACK/ The next Nirvana?"
Mouseover text: ALL BECAUSE OF YOU GRANDMA