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Transcript of: Down at the drugstore

Panel 1

PHG: Hey, how's it going? Do you sell letter openers? I keep wrecking my nails on, like, bank statements and stuff.

Panel 2

Employee: We don't, I'm sorry. There was a break-in a couple nights ago and they were all stolen, again.

Panel 3

PHG: They were stolen? That's CRAZY. Who would steal letter openers?

Panel 4

Employee: Sinister agents of the scissor industry, that's who! they'll do anything to eliminate the competition! I shouldn't even be telling you this. Their people are everywhere.

Panel 5

PHG: The scissor industry?! Are you serious?

Employee: Yeah! I MEAN NO!!


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