A Terrifying Glimpse Into the Future

Panel 1

Cat/girl: Dad, is it true that the human race wasn't always genetically fused with house cats?

Panel 2

Cat/man: Yes, it is true! In fact, when I was a lad/kitten, there were still a lot of old people around who were completely cat-free!

Panel 3

Cat/girl: So how did we become a bunch of horrible mutants?

Cat/man: Because God was angry that we wouldn't let George W. Bush run for a third term!

Narrator: Will YOU let this happen?!

Mouseover texts: look, i had no ideas that week, alright?