This is the 42nd Subnormality comic.

Plot Summary Edit

Sphynx is at her Monster Poker Evening. The group discuss ordering take-out so that they can eat the delivery person, but worry that the local delivery places have all caught on to this plan. The Sphynx then suggests a solution by placing a sign outside saying 'We would like some information about Jesus.'

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

Offscreen Monster 1: So I said, "I can't, I'm on a vegetarian diet - I only eat vegetarians!!"


Offscreen Monster 2: Hey, speaking of which, guys - do we wanna get some food here or what?

Panel 2

Hippogriff: I dunno, I don't really feel like heading out and killing anything right now. What do you guys do when you want to eat in?

Manticore: Domino's pizza, but we can't use them right now 'cause I ate five of their delivery guys over the labor day weekend and now theyre starting to wise up.

Minotaur: Just call an escort service! You tell them you're having an orgy and you need a whole bunch of girls. It works beautifully!

Chimera Lionhead: Naw, there's no meat on call girls. I can eat like ten of them and still be hungry after.

Minotaur: No, no, there's this one place that specializes in "plus-size" escorts! It's amazing!

Chimera Goathead: We should call that grocery delivery place! They'll send a couple beefy delivery guys, plus we can get them to bring a bunch of ketchup and stuff! Two birds with one stone!

Panel 3

Sphynx: Guys, please. You wanna eat 'til you burst? All you need is a piece of cardboard and a marker.

Offscreen monster: How so?

Panel 3

Sign: <-- We would like some information about Jesus